Break open the Bolly! They're Back! It's veuve bourbs all round, sweeties! The doyenes of PR and fashion are back! Five years have gone by, Edina has a new TV production company, Patsy's been promoted and they're simply more fabulous than ever!

Includes the following episodes:

Parralox: Fame at last darling! Edina's due to appear on Richard and Judy in the morning and an invitation to Trudi and Sting's can't be far behind. She'd better iron out those wrinkles --luckily, Patsy has just the thing...

Fish Farm: Surprise, surprise! Eddy has a garden and there's a sexy aristocratic gardener in it! Time for her to crank up the old va va voom and set about finding his country seat. Paris: Move over Gisele, Patsy's back in front of the camera, as Eddy, Saffy and Bubble join her for a magazine photo shoot in Paris. A mother and daughter spread beckons - that is, if Saffy manages to survive Edina's idea of sight seeing.

Donkey: Two weeks into her detox diet and Eddy's found a muscle in her arm for the first time. Meanwhile, Patsy's undergoing a transformation of her own - by losing her trademark '60s bangs...

Small Opening: The shame of it all! Saffy's written a play about her life which will make "Mommie Dearest look like Winnie the bloody Pooh." Edina is horrified - just how fat is the actress playing her going to be?

Menopause: Womb prayers echo all around the house as Eddy and Patsy join Menopausal Anonymous. While Edina rails against the group hugs, a new, altogether fluffier, Patsy is about to emerge...